Vanilla Ice Cream

Call it what you will, French Vanilla, Double Vanilla, Vanilla Bean, it's still...vanilla. I can't recall ever liking vanilla ice cream because it was plain. I am not a plain sort of girl. I won't even drink milk unless there is something in it, be it chocolate, cinnamon or, and this will show you just how loopy I really am, vanilla.

Vanilla ice cream is the vehicle by which the [insert topping of choice here] finds its way in your mouth. Chocolate (sauce or morsels) , whipping cream, strawberries, peaches, mangoes, bananas.

Why am I bringing up vanilla ice cream you ask? I have nothing against vanilla ice cream per se. It is just too plain, too vanilla. A little like this blog right now which is why the commentary spewed forth. Because I don't know how to hit the make pretty button. Can't find the sauce. Or the fruit. Or the colorful sprinkles.